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UK | Politics | Dumblebore | 21 September 2022

No not a perfume but the Canadian President!


Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is not one to let a funeral get him down and is proving to be serious competition to the Finnish PM (aka Wild Finn!) at partying.

The T-shirted PM was spotted at a piano singalong in a London hotel where he and others belted out such classics as:

  • Knees up Mother Brown
  • Putin has only got one ball
  • Oh Sir (insert name pf prominent peadophile here) do not touch me
  • It's a long way to Toronto, it's a long way to home
  • There'll be lots of dead Frenchmen on the plains of Abraham

They finished up with Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody before air-guitaring a Status Quo number and heading to Greggs for a bacon sarnie.


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